The Elbow Patch

Reasons why I'm an old man on the inside.

chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

(via goddess-in-training)

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

(via goddess-in-training)

sunnyxbabe:

holy shit

sunnyxbabe:

holy shit

(Source: certain-type-of-genius, via lady-fett)

safety-officer-barto:

why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn

(via tuxedosarah)

disabledxena:

catherinedemedici made me choose: Ariel or Meg

well, you know how men are. they think “no” means “yes” and “get lost” means “take me, i’m yours.”

(via disneyineveryway)

swordwhale:

clockworkbuttlord:

These are some silly things I do when I’m sad and need a distraction.
Make popcorn, and try to catch it on your tongue. Bonus points if you hit yourself in the eye.
Turn on your favorite CD. For every song, draw a picture. When the song goes off and a new one starts, start a new picture.
Open minecraft, creative mode. Dig straight down, then lay TNT all the way back up. Set it off. Go witness the caves you just opened up.
Pet a dog. If you don’t have a dog, pet a cat. If the cat refuses, wrap him in a blanket and hug him. If you don’t have either one of these, hug your favorite stuffed animal and give it a kiss.
Write a complimentary letter to a stranger and put it in your library book when you return it.
Make a video log. Talk about everything you remember from the last month.
Draw a picture of your dream home. 
Turn the lights out, put your headphones on. Click here. 
Make ridiculous faces, make a photo collage. Challenge a friend to mimic your faces.
Read your favorite book.
Take 1 packet of hot cocoa, mix with warm milk. Mix roughly half a table spoon of vanilla and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
Collect fortune cookie fortunes, tape them to a binder.
Send 5 random followers a message.
Write a message to your favorite celebrity. Send it, or don’t.
Put marshmallows on a microwaveable plate, and stick them in the microwave for 10-20 seconds. Watch them through the glass.
Feel free to add things. Pass the list around. You never know who might need it.

Take a walk in the woods, by the sea, somewhere where there are trees.
Watch birds. get a field guide. Identify the birds. Figure out if you’re better than Legolas at telling a sparrow from a finch a league away (clue: sparrows are finches and some finches are sparrows).
Volunteer somewhere. Preferably with furry things you can hug.
Find a local park. Find a nature center. Cure your nature Deficit Disorder.
Get a sketchbook, go out in the woods and draw something. it matters not if you think you can draw.
Write some random poetry/thots/ramblings/drreams in your sketchbook. no one cares if you think you can’t write, just do it.
Avoid the mall, it’ll only reinforce the Mainstream’s attitude that it’s all about the (%^&*^%*&^%!!!) labels.
Rent a kayak, go out on a lake (wear your PFD).
Hook your Shi-Tzu to your bike/skateboard/scooter and do some urban mushing. Dogs love to run.
Don’t try it with a cat.
Unless it’s a cheetah.
Then you have turbo.
Skip the amusement park and find someone who’ll let you ride a horse.
Skip the mall and find a tall ship to sail on (around here, it’s between 25-65 bucks for two hours of interactive pirate adventure).
Sit under a tree and read your favorite book. Just like Frodo.
Do a photo shoot at dusk in front of a blue porta-potti… it looks just like a tardis when it’s a bit out of focus…
Cosplay with friends in a cool location.
volunteer at the local animal shelter, walk some dogs, socialize some cats, squeeze a guinea pig, but not too hard.
See if a local park or wildlife rehabber needs help. (Call a local state or county park for info)(or google it).
Go to a museum, they’re usually free.
Meditate.
Find a group of spiritually like minded people. Or just find some and see what they think (you don’t have to agree).
Go to a farmer’s market. Buy some colorful veggies. Pick your own. Plant something. Even in a pot.
Do yoga, tai chi. There are classes everywhere, and lots of videos on youtube if you can’t afford a class.
Breathe.
Move.
Feel the sun.
Dance under the moon.
If you think you are truly Depressed, see a counselor. Research DBT and cognitive behavior therapy online (zenlike ways to outthink your sadness). But sometimes, it only takes participating in Life.

swordwhale:

clockworkbuttlord:

These are some silly things I do when I’m sad and need a distraction.

  • Make popcorn, and try to catch it on your tongue. Bonus points if you hit yourself in the eye.
  • Turn on your favorite CD. For every song, draw a picture. When the song goes off and a new one starts, start a new picture.
  • Open minecraft, creative mode. Dig straight down, then lay TNT all the way back up. Set it off. Go witness the caves you just opened up.
  • Pet a dog. If you don’t have a dog, pet a cat. If the cat refuses, wrap him in a blanket and hug him. If you don’t have either one of these, hug your favorite stuffed animal and give it a kiss.
  • Write a complimentary letter to a stranger and put it in your library book when you return it.
  • Make a video log. Talk about everything you remember from the last month.
  • Draw a picture of your dream home. 
  • Turn the lights out, put your headphones on. Click here
  • Make ridiculous faces, make a photo collage. Challenge a friend to mimic your faces.
  • Read your favorite book.
  • Take 1 packet of hot cocoa, mix with warm milk. Mix roughly half a table spoon of vanilla and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
  • Collect fortune cookie fortunes, tape them to a binder.
  • Send 5 random followers a message.
  • Write a message to your favorite celebrity. Send it, or don’t.
  • Put marshmallows on a microwaveable plate, and stick them in the microwave for 10-20 seconds. Watch them through the glass.

Feel free to add things. Pass the list around. You never know who might need it.

Take a walk in the woods, by the sea, somewhere where there are trees.

Watch birds. get a field guide. Identify the birds. Figure out if you’re better than Legolas at telling a sparrow from a finch a league away (clue: sparrows are finches and some finches are sparrows).

Volunteer somewhere. Preferably with furry things you can hug.

Find a local park. Find a nature center. Cure your nature Deficit Disorder.

Get a sketchbook, go out in the woods and draw something. it matters not if you think you can draw.

Write some random poetry/thots/ramblings/drreams in your sketchbook. no one cares if you think you can’t write, just do it.

Avoid the mall, it’ll only reinforce the Mainstream’s attitude that it’s all about the (%^&*^%*&^%!!!) labels.

Rent a kayak, go out on a lake (wear your PFD).

Hook your Shi-Tzu to your bike/skateboard/scooter and do some urban mushing. Dogs love to run.

Don’t try it with a cat.

Unless it’s a cheetah.

Then you have turbo.

Skip the amusement park and find someone who’ll let you ride a horse.

Skip the mall and find a tall ship to sail on (around here, it’s between 25-65 bucks for two hours of interactive pirate adventure).

Sit under a tree and read your favorite book. Just like Frodo.

Do a photo shoot at dusk in front of a blue porta-potti… it looks just like a tardis when it’s a bit out of focus…

Cosplay with friends in a cool location.

volunteer at the local animal shelter, walk some dogs, socialize some cats, squeeze a guinea pig, but not too hard.

See if a local park or wildlife rehabber needs help. (Call a local state or county park for info)(or google it).

Go to a museum, they’re usually free.

Meditate.

Find a group of spiritually like minded people. Or just find some and see what they think (you don’t have to agree).

Go to a farmer’s market. Buy some colorful veggies. Pick your own. Plant something. Even in a pot.

Do yoga, tai chi. There are classes everywhere, and lots of videos on youtube if you can’t afford a class.

Breathe.

Move.

Feel the sun.

Dance under the moon.

If you think you are truly Depressed, see a counselor. Research DBT and cognitive behavior therapy online (zenlike ways to outthink your sadness). But sometimes, it only takes participating in Life.

(via thatslifeinthe-theatre)

egipciaca:


I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.

egipciaca:

I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.

Your sister is dead because of you!  Requested by killed-8y-8r8k-spider.

(via ididntknowaboutbarnes)

daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane, via ididntknowaboutbarnes)

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via ididntknowaboutbarnes)